Anonymous: maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.

smitethepatriarchy:

klefable:

woah there brony friendzoni

lol now we’re responsible for the shitty texting of straight white boys. What’s next?

  • Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
  • brainfried:

    remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

    that shit fucked me up

    and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

    i was like “damn……”