Anonymous: maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.



woah there brony friendzoni

lol now we’re responsible for the shitty texting of straight white boys. What’s next?

  • Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
  • brainfried:

    remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

    that shit fucked me up

    and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

    i was like “damn……”