anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

giraffepoliceforce:

I just want to write books and read books and fall asleep cuddling books and breathe books. Books.