mechapuppy:

mechapuppy:

six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”

guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*