Girlfriends are the #1 cause of missing hoodies and basketball shorts.
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.
― ― Louis C.K. (via psych-quotes)
Some people create their own storms then get upset when it rains.
― Lessons Learned in Life (via hellokitty-senpai)
i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song
My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.
― F. Scott Fitzgerald (via yourlifeisyourmessage)